Two-part post here:
1. Yet more evidence that green, or at least the appearance of environmental consciousness, is taking over far too rapidly. For the Democratic convention in Denver, event organizers have been given a green mandate. They have been searching for organic, American-made, union-produced everything. Even fanny packs.
2. The Democrats need fanny packs?!?
Organizers wanted to get volunteers green fanny packs. They had to be made in the US by unionized workers of pure organic cotton and totally green, or something like that. They were unable to find this product–apparently it doesn’t exist. My question, who really wants a fanny pack? Not me.
They need to get sexier if they want votes. They need to go American Idol.
But then the country will really go to pot. But at least we won’t have any more fanny packs.
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