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Captain Planet
June 17, 2008, 10:27 am
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Okay, I’ve flirted with him, I’ve dreamt about him, I’ve been angry with him, but I just can’t take this guy seriously:

. . . this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth.

“Our planet began to heal”?!? Who are you–Captain Planet?

Barack, please, sometimes you make me swoon, but stop this messiah talk. A year ago I nearly fell for you, but then your campaign released this memo. New politics, my ass. You’re just as dirty and cutthroat as the next guy (just admit it and I’d like you more). After a year of supporting HRC, I was coming around, I was ready to campaign for you. If I—an ardent democrat, faithful reader of all the political blogs that have propped up your candidacy—cannot bring myself to wholeheartedly support you (although I will most certainly cast my ballot for you), I am very worried about the rest of America.

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